bowtiesinthedungeon:

A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:

 “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.


Checkmate, serial-deniers.

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    Yes, but saying “Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod, and a dildo collector” implies that Nelson Mandela is an...
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