elizabethmccracken:

Trophy spouse.

Criminal mastermind.

Front desk at an unpopular museum.

Bookseller.

Librarian.

Nurse.

Outreach/education at zoo, aquarium, or museum.

Cabdriver.

Epicure.

Salesperson in sofa or bed emporium.

Journalist.

Scuba instructor.

Combination journalist/scuba instructor.

Oral history intake.

ER doctor.

Skydiving instructor, stunt double, advice columnist, coffeehouse owner.

Landscaper.

Medical librarian.

Dolphin.

Thing 1) I submitted the boringest answer on this list.
Thing 2) ELIZABETH MCCRACKEN IS BACK ON TUMBLR AND ALL THE LITERARY PEASANTS REJOICE!

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